zeusyallday:

so airplanes officially banned tweezers. honestly i think anyone that can hijack an airplane with a pair of tweezers deserves the airplane

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nosdrinker:

*steps out onto balcony* where are my fans at

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bobbyhorin:

when someone younger than you disrespects you

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sxftgrungecalum:

5secondsoftechnicaldifficulties:

If a boy makes you feel physically uncomfortable throw a tissue box at him and tell him to blow his load somewhere else.

FOREVER REBLOGGING

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