if i have to text you first every single time then we aint gonna text ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
imagine how easy life would be if you were pretty and rich
does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?
DO GIRLS REALLY THINK THIS
that whole mary thing really freaked us out tbh